So my friend and I had a pick-up line war the other day and here are a few I remember, keep in mind some of them are pretty raunchy :)
-If i had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents
-As long as I have a face, you have a seat.
-Can I talk you out of that dress?
-That outfit would look great crumpled up on a pile by my bed.
-My place or yours? Let’s flip a coin, head at mine, tail at yours.
-Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
-Did you wash your pants with windex? Because i can see myself in them.
-Wanna come back to my place and do some math. You can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and we will multiply.
-Hi, i’m the new milkman. You want it in the front or the back?
-That shirt is very becoming on you, then again if i was on you I would be-cumming too.
-the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
-You must work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong
-Excuse me, you owe me a drink-why-because when I saw you I dropped mine.
-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust my nuts in your hole?
-Oh i’m sorry i thought that was a braille name tag.
-Baby i’m no fred flintstone but i can make your bedrock.
-If you were words on a page, you would be what they call fine prin.
-I don’t really know much about pies, but you make my banana cream.
:):):):) some of them are super dirty, sorryyy!! all in good fun!
